rhygret: (it's as weird as it looks)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-08-20 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh my god Dutch. ]

No, I've never wrestled a bear. Why would anyone want to?? Those things are huge. And unless you're a Vault Hunter I'm pretty sure they'd kill you.
rhygret: (this is so uncomfortable)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-08-20 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ I mean, if they're hairy enough... ]

They're like...mercenaries. If mercenaries were serious badasses that could defeat giant alien monsters.
rhygret: (that's a big hole)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-08-20 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wait seriously??

[ Dutch are you and even bigger bad ass than he already thinks you are?? ]
rhygret: (just listen to this guy)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-08-20 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hullen are people-sized okay Rhys had to fight a teleporting, invulnerable monster about four hundred feet tall???? ]

Yeah--okay monsters sure, but what kind? Because metaphorical don't count.
rhygret: (it's as weird as it looks)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-08-28 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
The what?

[ Rhys remembers the body-hugging Jell-O people. He just doesn't remember their names and "Hullen" is a little underwhelming for him. It sounds like a pro-biotic fibre or something Maliwan would be into. ]
Edited 2017-08-28 01:37 (UTC)
rhygret: (I regret everything)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-08-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh. Oh. Yeah, those were...those were pretty bad. And gross. I'm glad they were only in that simulation.

[ if they were here in real life Rhys would be more than a little paranoid about who he could trust and go near?? ]