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[poolhall_killer]

Currently, he just eats, sleeps, goes to the bathroom, runs up my arms.

Not much, really.

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sounds pretty useless

[poolhall_killer]

Be that as it may, he's still a good companion and an addition to our home.

[Except when he sits in the fruit bowl]

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does he have a name

[poolhall_killer]

His name is Pepper. My roommate thought he looked like a bell pepper.

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i don’t see it

[poolhall_killer]

I didn't at first, but then he hunched over when he ate a berry. He's about the size and color or a yellow bell pepper.

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is he still growing?

[poolhall_killer]

I'm not sure. We'll find out within the next couple of months.

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can't wait to hear all about it

[ how well does sarcasm translate through text? ]

[poolhall_killer]

[Not well, unfortunately. He won't go on about the monkey, buuuuut...]

I'll be posting every now and then about him so you will hear about him in the near future.

[He's excited now]

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how wonderful.